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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Sep 2014

    "One would think a writer of such knowledge and power would never lack for inspiration." http://onion.com/XwaH00 pic.twitter.com/vagl6UARbh

    9:10 AM - 16 Sep 2014
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      1. Aryan Ghosh‏ @BasedJazzHands 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion The first one ended with everyone dying. I don't think there's much scope for a sequel.

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      1. Tony McMullen‏ @JackedAndTan7 16 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "One would think a writer of such knowledge and power would never lack for inspiration." http://onion.com/XwaH00  @kingdaviddd

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      1. BabyAWACS KISS Chris‏ @dubengeldu 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion hahaha wonderful. This means only one thing: its nonfiction.(!)

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      1. Bullitt‏ @DeanKhaine 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion so the book of mormon is just holy bible fan fiction?

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      1. Lyndsay West‏ @lyndsay_shea 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion lollll well at least we had Joseph Smith for a second in the interim

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      1. Mark Rosenecker‏ @MarkRosenecker 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Unless you're a Mormon, in which case, there's another one floating around somewhere that none of us are allowed to see... Ha!!

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      1. Lolita#Resists‏ @LolitaResist 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion he's the best!

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      1. J Adrian Verkouteren‏ @javProjects 16 Sep 2014
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        "@TheOnion Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years http://onion.com/1ychM6P " What happens when publishers don't pay royalties

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      1. ScAriock®  👻 👻 👻‏ @Ari0ck 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @INCyr Turned out it was bad Gary Stu Fan-fic. Writers would put themselves into a story with their favorite fictional character.

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      1. PattyB  😎‏ @ThePattyB 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @markos .... HA! Never thought of that.... however I think the GOP is trying for the rewrite....

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      1. george arellano‏ @ArellanoGeorg 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion wait until He appears, and then tell us he has nothing to say.

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      1. Kime Ayetaryour‏ @Ayetaryour 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion LOL

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      1. george arellano‏ @ArellanoGeorg 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion umm, that would be because its complete,.. And 66 books and letters all pointing to the same thing should be enough,.

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      1. Mike Bushman‏ @bushmonger 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion How would these experts know if new writings were from God?

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @bennyfish19 @Spadafora1023

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