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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Sep 2014

    Elderly Rite Aid Patron Stretching Out Conversation About Toothpaste To Prolong Human Contact http://onion.com/1wxsUt8 pic.twitter.com/iJrttOiq6P

    5:30 PM - 15 Sep 2014
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      1. anne‏ @vegannedc 15 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion this is mean and makes fun of loneliness. There's enough in the world to make fun of. #lowblow

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      1. Bryan Simpson(blockchain product. 1/2 off)‏ @BrySimpson 15 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion This is too true to be funny. Love you guys but this one is just mean

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      1. Michael Myers Briggs Type Indicator‏Verified account @nandelabra 15 Sep 2014
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        .@TheOnion don't gotta be elderly to pull this. #itooamguilty

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      1. Mrs Marty Nickerson‏ @bluesmaam64 15 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion happens all the time my coworkers know that I make sure that they get as much as they need -be glad it's not you who is so lonely

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      1. Sandra London‏ @ImSandraLondon 17 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Awwww! What a cutie!

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      1. Mr. Pulcinella‏ @Pornivorous69 15 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion that looks like a tube of hemmorhoid cream

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      1. Elsie Gecko‏ @elsiefunk 15 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion True, and we are all charmed by it. #eldersrock #weallgetold

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      1. cee gee‏ @lalb0408 15 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Mike Ehrmentraut

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      1. Takwin‏ @Takwin_Pensee 15 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Anyone under 40 would just buy it online to avoid the human contact.

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      1. Marie king‏ @destinyandkane 15 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion "Destiny Kindred Princess" If you Liked the other Vampire saga, you'll LOVE this one; http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L02WUUU 

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