RT "@TheOnion: Elderly Rite Aid Patron Stretching Out Conversation About Toothpaste To Prolong Human Contact" - me in Arkansas @j_thalacker
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@TheOnion Elderly Man Warming Up with CVS Employee Before Taking Out the Big Guns to Complain about Loss of the Card Catalog at the LibraryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well thats depressing as hellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pretty much meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this happened to me at my local sex shop in the dildo aisle I don't mind as I often work at#helptheaged#donkeywaltz#blackmambaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thank God he didn't have diarrhea.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...so awkward, let alone someone actually trying to have a face-to-face conversation rather than being in their smart phone?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion aw that is so sad that he simply just wanted to talk to someone. I would have engaged with him. He seems like a very sweet soul.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wait until he hits the menstrual isle...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion IM DYINgThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Could you do an article about kids playing outside and that it is perfectly acceptable to do such a thing? http://reason.com/blog/2014/09/15/child-services-to-mom-who-did-nothing-wr …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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