“@TheOnion: Self-Centered Child Blames Divorce Entirely On Himself http://onion.com/1DbojOU pic.twitter.com/rZgsE9zUJV” @mharrelson79
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“@TheOnion: Self-Centered Child Blames Divorce Entirely On Himself http://onion.com/1DbojOU pic.twitter.com/rZgsE9zUJV” @mharrelson79
@dailyrefuge @TheOnion that's too much. That would make a great scientist one day
@TheOnion A divorce is always the kid's fault.
@TheOnion @tedtywang , hmm sounds like anyone we know?
@TheOnion "I was brought on to do a job, and I let you down. I let us all down."
“@TheOnion: Self-Centered Child Blames Divorce Entirely On Himself http://onion.com/1DbojOU pic.twitter.com/u5jaFULczT” 




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@TheOnion The parents needed to give him more hugs.
@TheOnion What a loser!
@TheOnion Aw, heartbreaking!
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