@TheOnion timeline refreshed with this on top as I was taking a sip of coffee. thanks for that.
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@TheOnion Fuckoff who the fuck would want to sleep with you. When you have a face you want to kick and kick and kick. lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that pic is the ugliest woman I've ever seen ha haThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What a beautifully accurate portrayal of mate choice in humans!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Phil you are ridiculously hilarious in a good way!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's kinda slimy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Brilliant! Contains a wealth of truth, actually.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion To all the girls I've loved before... :pThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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