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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Sep 2014

    POLL: Are You Planning To Buy The iPhone 6? http://onion.com/1sQSPcy pic.twitter.com/k41r3rFXKz

    12:30 PM - 14 Sep 2014
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      1. Gary‏ @Moredumbtweets 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion iPhone 6 as good, almost as the #Samsung Galaxy3

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      1. Krinkle‏ @Krinkle8 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Why does the preview map not match the article's map YOU"RE JUST MAKING SHIT UP

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      1. Rob‏ @dontgiveafuck99 16 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion I wouldn't buy an iphone anything because they won't let you upload your old tunes on the phone you have to buy then over again.

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      1. Steffen Guenzel‏ @st_guenzel 14 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Are You Planning To Buy The iPhone 6? http://onion.com/1sQSPcy  pic.twitter.com/079zmydC8I” #ENC32500M02

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      1. Bianca Alvarado‏ @BBee23 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion NOPE!!

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      1. Diane Bedrosian‏ @DBMutz 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion no. We dont have service in the ozarks

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      1. MegaMan‏ @SuckitProtoMan 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion The Dakotas United!!!!

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      1. Daniel Francis‏ @FranVsFood 14 Sep 2014
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        @jesicaemily “@TheOnion: POLL: Are You Planning To Buy The iPhone 6? http://onion.com/1sQSPcy  pic.twitter.com/NZljd6jhSM”

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      1. Drew Foster‏ @drewfstr314 14 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: Are You Planning To Buy The iPhone 6?" Ohio: No way, I don’t want to come off as the type of obnoxious person that I am.

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      1. Nancie‏ @NancieJanef 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion buying iPhone 6 plus

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      1. Don Hargraves‏ @godozo 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion No, not at the moment. Mabye later...

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      1. Dan Cantwell‏ @pizajoe1 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion No I Dont need fancy expensive phones.I am poor,I like the free phones I get from my carrier Verizon.

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      1. John Peter‏ @peterjohn2001 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion http://WeeklyYouthPay.com/?ref=312388  .Earn 10$ per 10 seconds tasks,Earn 2000$ per week,Instant Job Account Setup and Get Paid,this is real

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      1. fl3uryz‏ @fl3uryz 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion yes

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      1. 6reg‏ @Darthgreg78 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion no

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      1. dhfriar‏ @dhfriar333 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion No, I'm waiting for the iPhone 7.

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      1. WarriorWoman‏ @kaydurrant 14 Sep 2014
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        @theonion Absolutely Not

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      1. Amanda Cambre‏ @dizzychainsaw 14 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion no

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