@kkmeow been my advice “@TheOnion: PRO: Sometimes it’s fun to trick yourself into thinking it could actually work http://onion.com/1qUngwA "
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@TheOnion Now pull out that dildo honey daddy will be home by the weekend long distance fuck just get all lubed up for me are you comingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: PRO: Sometimes it’s fun to trick yourself into thinking it could actually work http://onion.com/1qUngwA pic.twitter.com/UNWUJmlnOD” !!
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@TheOnion Our long-distance relationship actually did work. It's true about the pillows, but we don't mind too much. :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: PRO: Sometimes it’s fun to trick yourself into thinking it could actually work http://onion.com/1qUngwA pic.twitter.com/42vLEF0G6A
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@TheOnion Long distance relationships? Your still just masterbating but at least you have someone meaningfull to webcam it with.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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