@TheOnion It was a slow news week when that shooting happened. Nobody had anything else to do.
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@TheOnion Hey, America! Lay off the beer!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ferguson a town in the USA where you can still kill niggars by white cops and still get away with murder.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Top Story: Puzzled Nation Can Remember Name Ferguson, But Not Sure From Where http://onion.com/1uuedVz pic.twitter.com/i1r6fyyF63”HAHA
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@TheOnion wait...which episode of Clarissa Explains It All was this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion would run a picture of Joe Pesci in drag as the main photo. They should've saved that for another article.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He was an underrated late night host, as I recall.@CraigyFergThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe it was the name of Lindsay Lohan's lap dog.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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