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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Sep 2014

    HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room http://onion.com/1tJmC4K pic.twitter.com/2oyFiRJdQk

    7:00 PM - 12 Sep 2014
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      1. Patrick Blindauer‏ @pblindauer 12 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Or at least write it in German so they call in Sherlock Holmes.

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      1. R.O.C.K. in the  🐸‏ @ROCKInTheUSSA 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @flyoverangel Me, I've always found it tp be more effective to key-scratch it into the finish of the CEO's BMW or Mercedes.

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      2. Séamus Bellamy‏Verified account @SeamusBellamy 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @JonPhillipsSF timely.

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      3. Jon Phillips‏Verified account @JonPhillipsSF 12 Sep 2014
        Replying to @SeamusBellamy

        @SeamusBellamy @TheOnion I thought so

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      1. Courtney‏ @CourtneyAndy86 13 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @Cullenboyz *snaps fingers* thanks for the reminder. I would've done it Monday if not for you. LOL!

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      1. Mary Hotdog‏ @SmartSmith100 13 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion It seems like this shouldn't ever happen even without the reminder. My boss would be really mad if this happened.

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      1. Emily W. Fransted‏ @EWFransted 13 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: HR Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room http://onion.com/1tJmC4K  pic.twitter.com/4OvpRfD9H5”

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      1. Scully316‏ @Scully316 13 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @nickybones @tribes9 Ray Finkle was here!

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      1. Carol Diamond‏ @thediamonds5 13 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room @Kennedy1874

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      1. Secret Shark Society - President for Life‏ @colbertocrat 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @BeatTeamHate OK, I'll take that off the Operation Payback to do list

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      1. Ann Townsend‏ @wouldbealex 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion HAHAHAHA! Always a good policy not to scrawl... ANYTHING in blood in the conference room #justSaying

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      1. Aloft Flying‏ @aloftflying 12 Sep 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room http://onion.com/1tJmC4K ...

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      1. Jen Paolella‏ @Lucy8200 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @ClaireLaCubana 😂

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      1. teresa grote Bordoli‏ @tegrote 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion pesky HR!!

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      1. BUFFY BUSY BUZZ #GlovesOff  🌊 💙 🌪 🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈‏ @BuffyBusyBuzzBu 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @Revenge here is a cool room for your Script Reading HR. What do you think? I thought of you on this tweet. XOXO. <3 <3 From Buffy

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      1. Robert Beaudry‏ @BeaudryRobert 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Oh well, back to using my Crayons I guess....

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      1. Joe Anthony Martinez‏ @Kaiberius 12 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Roomhttp://onion.com/1tJmC4K 

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      2.  💀 Dahaunte Adams  💀‏ @JuMosq 12 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reflection, tho. RT @TheOnion: HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Roompic.twitter.com/gOuyKJAWcg

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      3. William James Hyland‏ @THEREALZONEZERO 12 Sep 2014
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        @JuMosq @TheOnion It's vampire blood, it has no reflection. ;-p

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