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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Sep 2014

    Community Loses Interest 3 Days After Rallying To Save Local Theater http://onion.com/1pXa85U pic.twitter.com/xowOuZWIzL

    9:09 AM - 12 Sep 2014
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    • what day is it logged in and online Shlomo 'Halloween Name' List Arienne Thompson Abigail Dice 🌊 NO KOCH CONSTITUTION 💥 NO CON CON 🌊 MBadNauheim #FBPE D.J. Piehowski Charlotte George  🌈
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      1. spoopy‏ @ohnoohjeez 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion are we sure this isn't Madison

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      1. Patrick Fenelon  🌹‏ @Patrick_Fenelon 12 Sep 2014
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        Lol Orpheum RT @TheOnion: Community Loses Interest 3 Days After Rallying To Save Local Theater http://onion.com/1pXa85U pic.twitter.com/yqQmZNVJwZ

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      1. Lenny Sundahl‏ @lennysundahl 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @reevis927 that seriously happened up here a couple weeks back

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      1. Hannah Moloney‏ @hcaseym 12 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Community Loses Interest 3 Days After Rallying To Save Local Theater http://onion.com/1pXa85U  pic.twitter.com/Ifw3yDvVKc” lol work

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      1. Tasha Glass‏ @annannxo 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion ... WHO WROTE THIS? WHO WROTE THIS? I DEMAND TO KNOW, WHO WROTE THIS?? I wanna commend them by name. I love it. Nice storytelling!

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      1. wondereye‏ @mind4ub 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion "Citzens and torchlight parade closes down theatre after Fatty Arbuckle Retrospective Is Proposed!"

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      1. Jason‏ @beaverbkr 12 Sep 2014
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        Sounds like Corvallis w Whiteside “@TheOnion: Community Loses Interest 3 Days After Rallying To Save Local Theater http://onion.com/1pXa85U ”

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      1. 𝕁𝕒𝕪𝕒 𝔻𝕦𝕓𝕖𝕪‏ @msjdubey 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion damn, you know us so well

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      1. Mk‏ @itsnotkeller 12 Sep 2014
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        @Bandini12 “@TheOnion: Community Loses Interest 3 Days After Rallying To Save Local Theater http://onion.com/1pXa85U  pic.twitter.com/1nbHT0qlOe”

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      1. Anthony Garland‏ @antlox127 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion we have a theatre here, maybe 4 shows in the past 8 years. People keep trying to save it, but it stinks.

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