@TheOnion who the heck are the surveying? Next up on the onion, 80% Americans wind up dead in a ditch. In search for a new life.
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@TheOnion: Poll: 80% Of Americans Would Get In Vehicle With Stranger For Chance At New Life http://onion.com/1svmWpN ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion combined w/@JimGaffigan philosophy (liquor after 40 is the only enjoyable part of life) liquor+hop in a strangers car=happiness.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion or really good German chocolateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Did he have a fast car?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Other 20% pricing buses??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Poll: 80% Of Americans Would Get In Vehicle With Stranger For Chance At New Life http://onion.com/1svmWpN ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Poll: 80% Of Americans Would Get In Vehicle With Stranger For Chance At New Life http://onion.com/1svmWpN ” is it a better life?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Poll: 80% Of Americans Would Get In Vehicle With Stranger For Chance At New Life http://onion.com/1svmWpN ” hunh? Stranger danger.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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