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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Sep 2014

    Person Standing Far Away From Burial Must Have Deep, Dark Secret About Deceased http://onion.com/1svlcwM pic.twitter.com/yu82I0CPh0

    4:00 PM - 11 Sep 2014
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    28 replies 568 retweets 941 likes
      1. Russell Potter‏ @Dullbuthonest 11 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Or is the killer and or detective and or victim and or all three. Why murder himself and trying to catch himself?

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      1. Hapless_Kiwi‏ @Hapless_Kiwi 11 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion almost all the way in #gigatownporirua

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      1. brian aquino‏ @brianaquino22 17 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Gail Van‏ @GailFanfareVan 12 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Every time!

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      1. Randy Heartthrob‏ @MarkHam85023937 11 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane, or Hayfever

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      1. Andrei Torres‏ @bellis0001 11 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion he was a secret agent or maybe spider man

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      1. Nichola Carr‏ @BiscuitTinQueen 11 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane or the spirit of the deceased in a different body watching to see who turned up.

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      1. LORI COURTNEY MARIE  📚 🐻 🍀 ❄️ 🏆 🎉 🌎 🌹 🔥 ⭐️‏ @lcoco37 11 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion At every funeral outdoor screen...watch for them...

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      1. Eric H Anderson‏ @EHAnderson546 11 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

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      1. rotanakn‏ @rotanakn 11 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Oh captain

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      1. Thomas Rhoads‏ @su2ge 11 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Or is a superhero.

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      1. Daniel‏ @Daniel_Tharp 11 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion or the person in the coffin

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      1. Nicholas Rue‏ @BadPuppy282 11 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane LOL!

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      1. microrex21‏ @microrex21 11 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane He looks more like the butler waiting to drive miss daisy home.

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      1. David Lau‏ @canuckbanana 11 Sep 2014
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        LOL @TheOnion: Person Standing Far Away From Burial Must Have Deep, Dark Secret About Deceased http://onion.com/1svlcwM pic.twitter.com/gw5YHhYYHw

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