@TheOnion lol it's a suckers gadget!
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@TheOnion @bullcityofoaks Is the ticking volume for the phone's countdown before it self-destructs 2 days prior to the next release?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Did you know the Apple Watch has adjustable ticking volume? http://onion.com/WJlaV6 pic.twitter.com/LWOENDGuxb”@anthonyreid1980
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@TheOnion Look .....all I want to know is if it can mix a decent martini!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Game changer. RT:
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Sounds like something out of Peter Pan
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@TheOnion That's just crazy talk, I guess next you're gonna tell me it can magically tell me the time of day tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tips for Maintaining a Long Distance Relationship. http://www.worldtik.com/tips-for-maintaining-a-long-distance-relationship/ …pic.twitter.com/AT5DAmWOrT
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I love the onion!
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