@TheOnion this is f'd up but soo funny
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@TheOnion The man in the video who steptd over the body shld also be chrg.for not trying to help her by pushing the elevtr alarm or cell phnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WHo gives a damn about football anyway?#WWE wrestling is the only real sport in#american today#heelturnpic.twitter.com/PADc1L2zKM
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@TheOnion yessss!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this guy makes me sick..he knew for five months about the video ugh#douchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Life imitating art.
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@TheOnion ,Maybe if Goodell got assaulted by a football player.... it'll make sense to him....DA.....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ,Now that I'd believe!!! Protect & Serve The NFL....Not the wives & girlfriends & children....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RussellStReport Watch that "entire video"?! He only needed to see 30 seconds of it. Bull$hit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's not assuring me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Goodell Assures Fans He Was Too Busy Dismissing Other Players’ Assaults To Watch Ray Rice Tapehttp://bit.ly/1suvSM6Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was never a football fan before this, and now I'd go out of my way not to watch it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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