@TheOnion hahaha
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@TheOnion A new life all right. Specially if the stranger is a deranged serial killer or wants to keep you as a slave in his basement.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Depends. Is the vehicle a blue box? MT
@TheOnion: Poll: 80% Of Americans Would Get In Vehicle With Stranger For Chance At New LifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why you don't like candy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Poll: 80% Of Americans Would Get In Vehicle With Stranger For Chance At New Life http://onion.com/1ssUzIF //oh to be known & lovedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well of course you would, that's clearly the multi millionaire guy who owns Easy JetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is that a Lada on the photo?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion only precondition: 5 times hyundai local sales manager trophy must be taken with themThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who wouldn't get in the car with a sub-par@pattonoswalt impersonator?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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