@TheOnion exactly there's no winning in this so called war
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@TheOnion ISIS Lite?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yes... but then other people can kill those people... it's like MaryKay but with RPGs and HellfiresThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Our efforts will eventually replace ISIS with many smaller but equally determined groups." http://onion.com/1xLpfJJ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "...with many smaller but equally determined groups... The terrorists and the militants... these are their stories... DUN DUN!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I suppose you'd rather he not even TRY to replace ISIS with smaller but equally determined groups? He's got to do SOMETHING.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion joyfully smirks as the president declares war against ISIS. Hyuk hyuk.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Our brigade commander once (stole a quote, actually) said: "Trying to win a war is like trying to win an earthquake."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Among Dick Cheney's suggestions on how to handle ISIS: He'll loan us the Death Star.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Our efforts will eventually replace ISIS with many smaller but equally determined groups."#ObamaSpeech»#NailedIt !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Depends on how many the CIA can invent, train and arm.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ..."determined groups" who cannot be targeted.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why does Obama's strategy remind me of Mickey the sorcerer in Fantasia?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Onion- the actual only credible mainstream news source. Who woulda thought lol... Thumbs up

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