@TheOnion from this day hence Apple decrees lunch service to begin at half past iTunes
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@TheOnion Wow advanced tech????Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Adjustable ticking volume" would be awesome. maybe next version will have BeatsAudio and each second can tick an explosionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: The Apple Watch is discreet, but not so discreet that it will be mistaken for a regular watch http://onion.com/WJlaV6 "@leilitzaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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