“@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6 pic.twitter.com/CfVLH5edtp” @llikemoyd @jackermann
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“@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6 pic.twitter.com/CfVLH5edtp” @llikemoyd @jackermann
@TheOnion Mortal Kombat's Scorpion immediately files a trademark infringement suit...
@THEJasonPCarney @TheOnion you beat me by two minutes
@energybuyerATL @TheOnion Your graciousness in defeat is far more impressive than my Mortal Kombat reference. I salute you. ;)
“@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6 pic.twitter.com/dnHD2houDR” @MrSideChick
“@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6 pic.twitter.com/0eW6fITx7U” @Sharonlynmartel 
@TheOnion @krismacdrum Oh, the irony. #antihug @acyholland
@pandeM0NiA lmao you all day RT @SethMacFarlane RT @TheOnion Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get (cont) http://tl.gd/n_1s9e8qm
"@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6 pic.twitter.com/PNHMbf6vQM"
Happy Hump Day
@alyssabou me 2 u RT @TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6 pic.twitter.com/7TiBwnkNyy
@marianaqb Tu abuelo “@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6 pic.twitter.com/BCPpKfWzUd”
“@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6 pic.twitter.com/DbMArHirAJ” @lissabbmom
@TheOnion @jonnymetts
Coincidentally, a similar press release came out today from the nation's undead yellow ninjas.
“@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6 pic.twitter.com/2NGI74mUGn” @AK47Feenstra
@TheOnion @HookEmSarah your worst nightmare
@CacheoftheDay noooooooooo
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