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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Sep 2014

    Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6 pic.twitter.com/lFDCvs7Jpk

    8:59 AM - 10 Sep 2014
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      1. Richard Dettman‏Verified account @rwdettman 10 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6  pic.twitter.com/CfVLH5edtp” @llikemoyd @jackermann

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      2. P. Mumblethunder‏ @AJasonPCarney 10 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Mortal Kombat's Scorpion immediately files a trademark infringement suit...

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Andrew M‏ @energybuyerATL 10 Sep 2014
        Replying to @AJasonPCarney

        @THEJasonPCarney @TheOnion you beat me by two minutes

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      4. P. Mumblethunder‏ @AJasonPCarney 10 Sep 2014
        Replying to @energybuyerATL

        @energybuyerATL @TheOnion Your graciousness in defeat is far more impressive than my Mortal Kombat reference. I salute you. ;)

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      2. 丹麦广东古代‏ @BastardFish_ 10 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6  pic.twitter.com/dnHD2houDR” @MrSideChick

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      1. giant dizz  ♓‏ @kdizzzzzzzzz 10 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6  pic.twitter.com/0eW6fITx7U” @Sharonlynmartel ☺️

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      1. Kim Henry‏ @kimhenry124 10 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @krismacdrum Oh, the irony. #antihug @acyholland

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      1. suzanne.‏ @luvST0NED 10 Sep 2014
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        @pandeM0NiA lmao you all day RT @SethMacFarlane RT @TheOnion Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get (cont) http://tl.gd/n_1s9e8qm 

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      1. Becca‏ @beccaleeishere 10 Sep 2014
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        "@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6  pic.twitter.com/PNHMbf6vQM" 😂 Happy Hump Day

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      1. Emily "AMA about TX voting" Eby‏ @pocketemily 10 Sep 2014
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        @alyssabou me 2 u RT @TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6 pic.twitter.com/7TiBwnkNyy

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      1. Diego C‏ @Diego4533 10 Sep 2014
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        @marianaqb Tu abuelo “@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6  pic.twitter.com/BCPpKfWzUd”

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      1. Ben Trammel‏ @PortlandBB15 10 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6  pic.twitter.com/DbMArHirAJ” @lissabbmom

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      1. Menny Drives‏ @MukiEX57 10 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @jonnymetts Coincidentally, a similar press release came out today from the nation's undead yellow ninjas.

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      1. Tyler Lin‏ @tylerpeaz1 10 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here http://onion.com/1qih5V6  pic.twitter.com/2NGI74mUGn” @AK47Feenstra

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      2. Angela Miller‏ @CacheoftheDay 10 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @HookEmSarah your worst nightmare

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      3. sarah‏ @HookEmSarah 10 Sep 2014
        Replying to @CacheoftheDay

        @CacheoftheDay noooooooooo

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