@TheOnion @NarduarNarduar LOL...
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@TheOnion: PRO: Much, much easier to look camera in the eye and lie http://onion.com/1pPlEQD https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/509 …"@edjgardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: PRO: Much, much easier to look camera in the eye and lie http://onion.com/1pPlEQD pic.twitter.com/SagSFGTCDH” my 5 year Ld relationshp
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@TheOnion fucking onion XDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Does it kinda look like she has her shirt open and is flashing him a lot of cleavage? (Yes, I realized it was her other elbow...)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ur life can now be the movie set u always dreamed ofThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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