Profoundly true RT @TheOnion: Apple Releases Brief, Fleeting Moment Of Excitement http://onion.com/1nJJ2iZ pic.twitter.com/RJTbzWjRF0
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Profoundly true RT @TheOnion: Apple Releases Brief, Fleeting Moment Of Excitement http://onion.com/1nJJ2iZ pic.twitter.com/RJTbzWjRF0
“@TheOnion: Apple Releases Brief, Fleeting Moment Of Excitement http://onion.com/1nJJ2iZ pic.twitter.com/Hf88wyw1AS” Solomon??
@TheOnion This is best parody so far ;) @Bitmillionapp
@TheOnion now we can unlock the door with our wrist. #WhatTheWorldNeeds
“@TheOnion: Apple Releases Brief, Fleeting Moment Of Excitement http://onion.com/1nJJ2iZ pic.twitter.com/kgolewkMYv” True Story! :D
“@TheOnion: Apple Releases Brief, Fleeting Moment Of Excitement http://onion.com/1nJJ2iZ pic.twitter.com/tjOJT7lDOX” @JoshLoss
“@TheOnion: Apple Releases Brief, Fleeting Moment Of Excitement http://onion.com/1nJJ2iZ pic.twitter.com/JiRlCb7E6w” lmfao
@TheOnion It was only a matter of time before #apple made an #iPhone bigger than my boyfriends penis. #iPhone6Plus
@TheOnion farts more like I'm paying for everything with Apples from now on.
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