“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 9, 2014 http://onion.com/1nJFGN1 pic.twitter.com/mMwWzb0Gii” mine is actually true 
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“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 9, 2014 http://onion.com/1nJFGN1 pic.twitter.com/mMwWzb0Gii” mine is actually true 
@TheOnion Sorry, they can't produce your horoscope this week due to unforeseen circumstances.
@TheOnion are u kidding me?! Be rational people!
@Grumman78 @k_gbd Taurus anyone? “@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 9, 2014 http://onion.com/1nJFGN1 pic.twitter.com/r3TujXMbGU”
@daveferris8 @k_gbd pretty sure KD’s a Taurus! And a taco lover.
@Grumman78 @daveferris8 I do love tacos!
“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 9, 2014 http://onion.com/1nJFGN1 pic.twitter.com/7ukvCMxVVD” lol amazing
“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 9, 2014 http://onion.com/1nJFGN1 pic.twitter.com/78jwJVlzrq” the best!
“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 9, 2014 http://onion.com/1nJFGN1 pic.twitter.com/napXEccUli” another important onion article
“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 9, 2014 http://onion.com/1nJFGN1 pic.twitter.com/KbqLpy4MTl” hahahaha!
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