@TheOnion @jperiodBK "Comes in a variety of colors and styles to express your personal submission to the planet’s dominant tech company" 


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@TheOnion and everyone will still call it an iWatchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a perfect summation of the new iDevice from the OnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He rolled his car while playing with his watch...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: The#AppleWatch has another screen to throw into your current rotation of things you look athttp://onion.com/Yu7HCrThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Switzerland re-inventing the apple in response to Apple's iWatch.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Favorite feature: "All the convenience of a traditional watch that needs to be charged every 12 hours."http://onion.com/Yu7HCrThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Switzerland confident it will emerge victorious.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I lost it at thw Chinese workers bullet. Well done.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Offers more ways for Siri to misunderstand you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It also comes with a scroll wheel that makes your left handed friends cry.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh I must haveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How long can you stay invisible before the battery needs recharging?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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