“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time pic.twitter.com/XKB76POiwT” BERNARD'S WATCH!!!
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“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time pic.twitter.com/XKB76POiwT” BERNARD'S WATCH!!!
“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time pic.twitter.com/GoBaw3E23d” @MarkPiselli13 #IKnowItsSattire
“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time http://onion.com/Yu6XgN pic.twitter.com/438WMO8lUH” @keonr
“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time http://onion.com/Yu6XgN pic.twitter.com/dwroL3w6O9” @jeff_sann
@TheOnion @mpwhitehead99 lmao
@TheOnion @andyrubio Aww I thought it was going to be a Transporter #disapointed
“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time http://onion.com/Yu6XgN pic.twitter.com/HtaolI4j18” 
.@TheOnion @sumnermusolf BREAKING: Apple works with The Doctor, to create iTARDIS next year. #AppleLive
The LOL lowdown on Apple's wearable accg to @TheOnion: 'Starts and stops the flow of time' http://onion.com/Yu6XgN pic.twitter.com/2qaADGWRrI
@ManBackwardsNam Gotta love @TheOnion!!!
@TheOnion The apple watch allows wearers over 50 to reverse their vision to 20/20 as in their youth.
Me ahogo de la risa! RT@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start & stop time http://onion.com/Yu6XgN pic.twitter.com/p6tGW6Gy3O
@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time http://onion.com/Yu6XgN pic.twitter.com/5Vpy4081cc all need this
“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time http://onion.com/Yu6XgN pic.twitter.com/6vwHSTMpPg” 
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