@TheOnion and then the sound of another Chinese factory worker jumping off the roof killed the mood
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@TheOnion Wait, there was excitement?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Apple Releases Brief, Fleeting Moment Of Excitement" @lamamarutThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @ryangrannand Priceless! And proves my point!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not to be outdone, Blackberry has announced its new Blackberry Rotary Dial 7.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I feel like the brief fleeting moment was the#AppleEvent
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@TheOnion the day Steve jobs died was the day apple diedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if onlyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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