@TheOnion the joke was ruined by my knowledge that most pets come from breeders which aren't on that agenda, good job
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@TheOnion It sure would be a less joyful world without dogs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion The secret agenda is poorly hidden. I mean, any literate individual can read the word "extinction" right there on the envelope.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@fangcreatures Relevant to your interests “@TheOnion: Editorial Cartoon: 'Sit. Stay. Die!' http://onion.com/WGt95O pic.twitter.com/ZiSa7cGCwq”
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@TheOnion If you look closely in the darkness of the doghouse you can see Bob Barker and Satan toasting their victory.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So I take it the Dog represents people that make minimum wage, and the lady with Faux tears is Congress?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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