This is the best Onion headline I've ever seen. “@TheOnion: In Focus: Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths pic.twitter.com/tky3NmpH6W”
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This is the best Onion headline I've ever seen. “@TheOnion: In Focus: Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths pic.twitter.com/tky3NmpH6W”
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths http://onion.com/1xxUKHa pic.twitter.com/p5i2lFtp2x”@ochoill
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths" brilliant
@TheOnion Did you contribute to this one, @danguterman?
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths http://onion.com/1xxUKHa pic.twitter.com/bP8Q2SQAPR” @BentleyPerry @reillymoore
HAHA brilliant “@TheOnion: In Focus: Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths http://onion.com/1xxUKHa pic.twitter.com/PUQ7CbD3jw”
Dark lulz. RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths http://onion.com/1xxUKHa pic.twitter.com/kwJooHeCEq
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths http://onion.com/1xxUKHa pic.twitter.com/yczVmCGDvZ”@JeffLaJeunesse @Bashbromatt
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths http://onion.com/1xxUKHa pic.twitter.com/1jEz1JUfwN”Wicked, albeit harsh, satire.
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths http://onion.com/1xxUKHa pic.twitter.com/d27DvlEQZW” classic
@TheOnion that firefighter seems like a real downer.
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths http://onion.com/1xxUKHa pic.twitter.com/FHFFjtbQpC” 


@TheOnion This man's bravery and courage has truly inspired and changed my life ( whatever's left of it,) more or less, Thank you Sir!
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