“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for having a problem-free pregnancy http://onion.com/1lKfyWB pic.twitter.com/Nr5ldfw4Ka”@Jennytime83
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“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for having a problem-free pregnancy http://onion.com/1lKfyWB pic.twitter.com/Nr5ldfw4Ka”@Jennytime83
@emilyferg11 @TheOnion haha! I especially love the last one. And FYI I am hiding from my family in the bathtub as we speak
@TheOnion Avoid things that can harm your baby, such as career ambitions or interests that once gave you a sense of identity. Cool
“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for having a problem-free pregnancy http://onion.com/1lKfyWB pic.twitter.com/SrQ3K9Ielq” @PierceSmith03
@TheOnion I agree with most of this but shouldn't you quit smoking altogether?
“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for having a problem-free pregnancy http://onion.com/1lKfyWB pic.twitter.com/hbwtXP0pXo” @KatieAThornton
@JennyRose422 oh my gosh! I haven't done ANY of those things!!! #somanyproblems 
@TheOnion thanks Climate Phrenology!
I like the last one best // @TheOnion: Here are some tips for having a problem-free pregnancy http://onion.com/1lKfyWB pic.twitter.com/fW3iezMwNN
@MollyGladEngle "@TheOnion: Here are some tips for having a problem-free pregnancy http://onion.com/1lKfyWB pic.twitter.com/eMcfKNEKeZ”
Hahahaha!!
RT @TheOnion: Here are some tips for having a problem-free pregnancy http://onion.com/1lKfyWB pic.twitter.com/jQaosvvl4v
@beckymagaw this is it! RT @TheOnion: Here are some tips for having a problem-free pregnancy http://onion.com/1lKfyWB pic.twitter.com/6wSz7k1GT4
@WideRights yes! Thanks!
@TheOnion I find being a man helps
@TheOnion Stay single.. Un-preg. & wear 'iron' padlock-pants...;)
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