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“@TheOnion: Editorial Cartoon: 'Enhanced Solicitation Techniques' http://onion.com/1th8waw pic.twitter.com/hwEq5pzaBS” 





@TheOnion only 27% of the $ given to ALSA goes back to research. The ALS Recovery Fund thru UM gives 100% back 2 victims! #knowYourCharity
@paizybones @TheOnion The Drs at UM studied the tax records. Six fig. salaries & unclaimed $ bother them. #s given to me from them
.@TheOnion The #IceBucketChallenge is just nothing but styling for the lemmings. Real charity is done without fanfare.
@TheOnion Why does the thug look like Kim Dotcom?
@TheOnion this seems like it would scare potential donors.
@TheOnion I hope they do research with that money. MDA raised hundreds of millions over the years w Jerry Lewis and no cure
@TheOnion ALS is an under-funded disease that needs research dollars. Unfunny. Now grab a bucket and fall in line! #IceBucketChallenge
@TheOnion I envisioned this exact comic being made by you. Predictable onion, predictable.
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