“@TheOnion: In Focus: Ex-Girlfriend Flashback Leaves Man Paralyzed In Produce Aisle” this is me, but replace "produce" with "wedding"
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Ex-Girlfriend Flashback Leaves Man Paralyzed In Produce Aisle http://onion.com/1lEOxDX ” been there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why you gotta trigger me like that Onion ;-;Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Ex-Girlfriend Flashback Leaves Man Paralyzed In Produce Aisle http://onion.com/1lEOxDX ” ME AS HELLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've always known ginger is good for you internally, but who knew how it's been working for me in other ways.#ThankYouGingerRootThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hey what the heck are "flashback leaves"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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