Yes. When I solded my soul to @TheOnion, my eyes turned blue. @_Beth_Campbell_
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@TopherPolack@TheOnion@_Beth_Campbell_ I thought the exact same thing when I saw that pic... -
Alright, I'll get a haircut then…
@bricomedy@TheOnion@_Beth_Campbell_#thatonionguy
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@TheOnion This is Corp America at its best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you guys are so spot on with these articles, it's astounding!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bullshit, i just worked so hard i literally threw up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @GENTommy1825Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LOL Yikes! Good luck to everyone out there looking for a job! Moral: Never take lightly your turn to ask questions ever again!
@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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