@TheOnion Like breast feeding, smoking meth is best done in a gas-station bathroom. Remember to hit it twice. You're smoking for two!
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@TheOnion @Ken5B lmaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BernardKeane and never vote LiberalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion PR Tip: smoking meth in public is always bad optics. Especially when your pregnant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion even if i'm still running 3 to 4 miles per day?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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