So True "@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1lGj4S7 pic.twitter.com/iwDcwgdFm7”
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So True "@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1lGj4S7 pic.twitter.com/iwDcwgdFm7”
“@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1lGj4S7 pic.twitter.com/oNtIGjgpL5” @NicoleMlawless HAHA WOW! Funny but true.
“@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1lGj4S7 pic.twitter.com/908EPkJEg6” Haha! Love this.
@TheOnion This is like a Slate Article in the making; any day now...
@johnnyowatson haha. Wasn't I just saying how I take back anything I said about raising kids cause this shot is hard!! 

@TheOnion Similac stock is about to plummet.
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