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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Sep 2014

    New Study Finds Link Between Breastfeeding, Always Knowing What’s Right For Everyone http://onion.com/1lGiaFg pic.twitter.com/ktRbwYHlS3

    9:44 AM - 2 Sep 2014
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    27 replies 620 retweets 594 likes
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      2. Breastfeeding & #NIP‏ @NIPmama 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Your pub is about fun & games, but #breastfeeding advocacy is required in a country that promotes GMO formula & shames #NIP moms.

        1 reply 7 retweets 10 likes
      3. Sunny Wang‏ @happydoula 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @NIPmama

        @NIPmama @TheOnion Sadly, those who mock moms/dads working to raise healthy children may have a day come when they realize it's not a joke.

        2 replies 3 retweets 5 likes
      4. E. May Burns‏ @slugdragonmama 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @happydoula

        @happydoula @NIPmama @TheOnion #Breastfeeding isn't knowing everything it's maternal&the pun is it scares people bc our society desensitized

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Love Lactivism‏ @love_lactivism 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion recent studies in Canada show that reporters with chips on their shoulder blame everyone but themselves and write bad articles

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      1. Len Flack‏ @lenflack 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @pdavidy8 bahahaha @theonion.

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      1. Randall M‏ @ranpuba 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Annd, we're off RT @TheOnion New Study Finds Link Between Breastfeeding, Always Knowing What’s Right For Everyone http://onion.com/1lGiaFg 

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      1. Jordan Liles‏ @jordanliles 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Shots fired. Haha.

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      1. SonjaSommersMilbourn‏ @smilbourn 11 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And that explains it all. My kids have known this for years. @TheOnion @realadamknapp

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      1. Dan Parks‏ @ParksInShape 4 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @joepaMN Nyla would agree!

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      1. injoyfulhope‏ @injoyfulhope2 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @KalynC15 Hey! Breastfeeding is a great thing!

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      1. E. May Burns‏ @slugdragonmama 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I'm sure a following study'll indicate breastfeeding enhances moms brain functioning explaining your link of sorts scientifically

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      1. Beth, MS, ATC #WouldPreferIfYouWouldBanNazis‏ @bethysmalls 2 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion boooooo.

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      1. Jennifer Walters‏ @jmarinowalters 2 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Hilarious and SO true!

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      1. Jessica Foley, LMHC‏ @jessfoleylmhc 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMAO "@TheOnion: Study Finds Link Between Breastfeeding, Knowing What’s Right For Everyone http://onion.com/1lGiaFg  pic.twitter.com/bNHochmO6r”

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      1. H Sykes‏ @calm_monkey 2 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion way to speak truth to power.

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      1. Dr. Pablo Pistola‏ @drpablopistola 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Yeah, well I have male non-secreting nipples, so how do I know everything too?

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      1. Bernd Worsch‏ @Tegwick 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @aberdickeautos I always wondered. This explains my life! ;)

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      1. M. Paula Phillips‏ @MPDBP 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mkatherinereed “@TheOnion: New Study Finds Link Between Breastfeeding, Always Knowing... http://onion.com/1lGiaFg  pic.twitter.com/XmTa5wwgDF”

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      2. Jenn Abbott‏ @Jenn_KC_Abbott 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @MrsWendySue this will make you laugh. We're always so right. ;)

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      3. Wendy‏ @MrsWendySue 2 Sep 2014
        Replying to @Jenn_KC_Abbott

        @Jenn_KC_Abbott @TheOnion of course!

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      4. End of conversation

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