.@TheOnion Great horoscope for this week as Libras. Bring on the porn!
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Utterly brilliant. “
@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 2, 2014 http://onion.com/1B9TnN4 pic.twitter.com/hAhCTse8qA”
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@TheOnion Ur not the kind of person who cn wear those stylish strappy heels, mostly because ur 2 stupid 2 figure out how shoes go on!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 2, 2014 http://onion.com/1B9TnN4 pic.twitter.com/9gPuOe6QZN / This I needed!
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mine: "The stars have nothing to say to you this week, as they're trying to work on their own future for once, if you don't mind."
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