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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Sep 2014

    Editorial Cartoon: 'Enhanced Solicitation Techniques' http://onion.com/1u3vfsc pic.twitter.com/91djOu3QgE

    8:15 AM - 1 Sep 2014
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      1. Ben Drusai‏ @BenDrusai 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Laurie Allyn Kittle‏ @LaurieAllynKitt 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion the only thing keeping charities in big business is not curing anything.. think about it ...

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      1. Michael Price‏Verified account @mikepriceinla 1 Sep 2014
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        I met some @TheOnion writers Sunday & amid all my fawning over them forgot to ask who is the genius behind these. http://onion.com/1u3vfsc 

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      1. Dizzy Swank‏ @dizzyswank 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion yeah, it is kind of odd seeing a bunch of people voluntarily waterboard themselves. ;)

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      1. Spokey Nate‏ @BitrateNate 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion lol. The Statue of Liberty is crying in every single cartoon.

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      1. JM Palacios‏ @jmpalacios 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion In other news, the CIA is creating a social media network for terrorists where they plan to use peer pressure to get them to talk.

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      1. Cristian Jitianu‏ @cristianjitianu 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Matt Solomon‏ @AttyMattSolomon 1 Sep 2014
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        TheOnion pounds the cynics. "@TheOnion: Editorial Cartoon: 'Enhanced Solicitation Techniques' http://onion.com/1u3vfsc  pic.twitter.com/GtLRdm0T3c”

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      1. mas.‏ @p51interactive 1 Sep 2014
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        This. “@TheOnion: Editorial Cartoon: 'Enhanced Solicitation Techniques' http://onion.com/1u3vfsc  pic.twitter.com/igwbqTeQ1n”

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      1. Harley‏ @onewa64 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion why is the the text on the bucket upside down jeez guys

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      1. Voidcaller‏ @neonkaiju 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion I can't wait for someone to take this way to seriously on tumblr

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      1. Maria Murdock‏ @Maggiemur 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Too bad, so sad, taking thing a bit far in the oposite direction eh?

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      1. Halloween moved to Nov 6  🧟‍♂️‏ @matthewconover 1 Sep 2014
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        fundraising sickos “@TheOnion: Editorial Cartoon: 'Enhanced Solicitation Techniques' http://onion.com/1u3vfsc  pic.twitter.com/rS6qm0LPNb”

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      1. BeerGeney‏ @BeerGeney 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @Fantum1985

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      1. 𓁹𓁹‏ @ronery 1 Sep 2014
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        我也觉得冰桶有点像勒索了 RT @TheOnion: Editorial Cartoon: 'Enhanced Solicitation Techniques' http://onion.com/1u3vfsc pic.twitter.com/PJOcAFQXqo

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      1. Jacque Talbot‏ @jac_talbot 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion Ha, satire, you guys honestly!

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