Sometimes this is me "@TheOnion: Local News: Middle-Aged Man Having Best Snacks Of His Life http://onion.com/1tKwzkH pic.twitter.com/iEUaZpGKS2”
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Sometimes this is me "@TheOnion: Local News: Middle-Aged Man Having Best Snacks Of His Life http://onion.com/1tKwzkH pic.twitter.com/iEUaZpGKS2”
“@TheOnion: In Local News: Middle-Aged Man Having Best Snacks Of His Life http://onion.com/1tKwzkH pic.twitter.com/GFEeeFzV0S”@KatieGetsReal 4ubae
“@TheOnion: In Local News: Middle-Aged Man Having Best Snacks Of His Life http://onion.com/1tKwzkH pic.twitter.com/tkMBmEzh3k” @nick_giall
@TheOnion Spicy Nachos Doritos is a good start +1
“@TheOnion: In Local News: Middle-Aged Man Having Best Snacks Of His Life http://onion.com/1tKwzkH pic.twitter.com/bWWL7Txx9Y” me
Future me. “@TheOnion: In Local News: Middle-Aged Man Having Best Snacks Of His Life http://onion.com/1tKwzkH pic.twitter.com/eH5i3jSTff”
@TheOnion @PatrickGlennon1 http://onion.com/1tKwzkH this is your future
@TheOnion A life, which is sure to be cut short by his middle-aged poor judgment, which unfortunately may be caused by increased trans fat.
@TheOnion this is me except I havemore hair
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