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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Aug 2014

    TIP: Train your child for the classroom by crating them seven hours a day http://onion.com/1vUF8Jj pic.twitter.com/dA7YnXI5ap

    9:30 AM - 31 Aug 2014
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      1. Greenwich Yearling‏ @CharlieAlpha61 31 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: TIP: Train your child for the classroom by crating them seven hours a day http://onion.com/1vUF8Jj  pic.twitter.com/w2QsNyqFBh” @vc61

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      1. Kathleen Mengel‏ @katfromchicago 31 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: TIP: Train your child for classroom http://onion.com/1vUF8Jj  pic.twitter.com/D0Scr5sWto” @allison_mango @natalie_bandie @mengel_mike

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      1. Henry Williams‏ @h_r_williams 31 Aug 2014
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        Please remember the Onion is satire. "@TheOnion: TIP: Train your child for the classroom http://onion.com/1vUF8Jj pic.twitter.com/uujMZVVQcj

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      1. Nancy Waldorf‏ @NancyWaldorf 6 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion @TracyStigman

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      1. Pam Adams‏Verified account @padamspam 1 Sep 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Anna Cotton‏ @annavcotton 1 Sep 2014
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        “@TheOnion: TIP: Train your child for the classroom by crating them seven hours a day http://onion.com/1vUF8Jj  pic.twitter.com/On8JpKuR8e”

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      2. Maggie Dods‏ @MagDods 31 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion @dudeluna And prepare them for the inevitable cruelty of life by sending them away to live with strangers for most of the time.

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      3. Maggie Dods‏ @MagDods 31 Aug 2014
        Replying to @MagDods

        .@TheOnion @dudeluna It's called "boarding school", and it's supposed to be a privilege. Why do the privileged assume life is cruel?

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      1. SeanieBoy Childerley‏ @SeanieB0Y 31 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Make sure your child’s typewriter has plenty of paper and a fresh ink ribbon #favourite

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      1. LadyHumBOOg‏ @Courtney8681 31 Aug 2014
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        HA! “@TheOnion: TIP: Train your child for the classroom by crating them seven hours a day http://onion.com/1vUF8Jj  pic.twitter.com/xq5Pp2rHJp”

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      1. kevinozar‏ @kevinozar 31 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: TIP: Train your child for the classroom by crating them seven hours a day http://onion.com/1vUF8Jj  pic.twitter.com/VKGXMv2wHV”

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      1. Karin Wickens‏ @WickensKarin 31 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion So Funny!!

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      1. Amanda Leuck‏ @MandiLeone 31 Aug 2014
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        @leone_martin MT @TheOnion: TIP: Train your child for classroom by crating them 7 hours a day http://onion.com/1vUF8Jj  pic.twitter.com/hKr2ZAsA1a”

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      1. PK‏ @kahakoa 31 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion:TIP:Train your child for the classroom by crating them seven hours a day http://onion.com/1vUF8Jj  pic.twitter.com/0MMDkItFMw” @hoakuka

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      1. Ron Durso‏ @rondurso 31 Aug 2014
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        Lets make this untrue! @TheOnion: TIP: Train kids for the classroom by crating them 7hrs/day http://onion.com/1vUF8Jj  pic.twitter.com/W3NrXg991J”

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      1. Valkyrie77‏ @Valkyrie_77 31 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion And feed them bread and water so Michaels lunch menu won't be a shock.

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      1. Susie Bradford‏ @SusanKBradford 31 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Wildly funny! Who comes up with these ideas? I LOVE the parody of @TheOnion!

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      1. San Diego weather‏ @san_weather 31 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion bhahahahahah

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