@TheOnion giant pandas aren't marsupials. But this is still funny.
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@TheOnion she admitted it was a false pregnancy after many sleepless nights and the thought of consequences when everyone finds out its fakeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This will be remembered in comparison when computers finally go sentient.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is so great. RT
@TheOnion: [American Voices] Researchers: Panda Faked Pregnancy To Get More Bamboo http://onion.com/1qNCoc5Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Naturally she wasn't getting enough!!! She went into extreme survival mode humans love babies so she figured out how to save self.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] Researchers: Panda Faked Pregnancy To Get More Bamboo http://onion.com/1qNCoc5#WhatDoYouThink?” TypicalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahahahahaha never fails to make me giggleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion See! Welfare works with all walks of life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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