@mhmaine @lizzielou “@TheOnion: Class of 2018, students for whom this will be first time out of direct eyesight of parents: 85%"
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@TheOnion from honoring hard working folks but it's sad@Stand4Children condones characterizing mechanics as grease monkeysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion children,young peple return to schools, universities,250 Nigerian school girls ,milions in the Middle East won't. Can we help?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Grease monkey? I don't care for that term.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Transplant parts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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