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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Aug 2014

    Secretary Of Interior Says Knocking Down Rocky Mountains Could Really Open Nation Up http://onion.com/1tfst5x pic.twitter.com/FcjEwhQgau

    1:20 PM - 28 Aug 2014
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      1. Victorya Dube‏ @tory_dube 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @RachelFerd1nand remember the secretary of interior design from history last year?

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      1. Tom Mustin‏ @TomMustin 29 Aug 2014
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        Haha.@TheOnion:Sec Of Interior Says Knocking Down #RockyMountains Could Really Open Nation Up http://onion.com/1tfst5x  pic.twitter.com/gQuvaTni5W”

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      1. Meech‏ @BigMeech51 28 Aug 2014
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        . @TheOnion @chicagosean being picky here but those are the Tetons in the pic, not the Rockies. #justsayin

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      1. Phil Ramsay‏ @RamsayPhil 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion good idea; except those are The Tetons, not Rocky Mountains…

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      1. Joseph M Sanders‏ @JwsandM 31 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @myrontmoore @Interior She's gotta be fucking kidding me! This has to be Sally Jewell's dry British wit, right?

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      1. Gabriel Kimble‏ @GabrielKimble 29 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @jmabis as wide as Emily?

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      1. caitlyn carter‏ @GirlyCarter 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion very pretty view and place

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      1. katerla‏ @katerla 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion and improve flow from one coast to the other

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      1. Coach Roehrkasse‏ @Coach_Roehr 28 Aug 2014
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        @tonykon16 that would be like destroying the Mona Lisa!!

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      1. Steve Garrett‏ @stevefgarrett 28 Aug 2014
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      1. Scott Hardisty‏ @shardisty3 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Tetons r part of the rocky mtn range. Epic fail people! Extends from Canada all the way to New Mexico. #2ndgradegeography

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      1. Karen McTweet‏ @KarenTweet1 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Nope!!!

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      1. Backhand Compliment‏ @AsteisticMan 28 Aug 2014
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        Secretary Of Interior Says Knocking Down Rocky Mountains Could Really Open Nation Up http://onion.com/1tfst5x  pic.twitter.com/FcjEwhQgau
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      1. Joe Murphy‏ @joecmurphy 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion that's a load bearing mountain

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      1. Lynda Robertson‏ @LyndaK9Ko 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion LMAO

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