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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Aug 2014

    Koch Brothers Encouraging Youth To Make Voices Heard By Registering Super PAC http://onion.com/1paK07g pic.twitter.com/Zi1y2gYZVF

    11:33 AM - 28 Aug 2014
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      1. Curtis Gilbert‏ @curtisgilbert 28 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Sometimes truth is one step ahead of satire.http://blogs.mprnews.org/capitol-view/2014/08/inspired-by-colbert-mn-student-creates-super-pac/ …

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      1. HootenAnnie‏ @hooten_Annie 28 Aug 2014
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        Ha! “@TheOnion: Koch Brothers Encouraging Youth To Make Voices Heard By Registering Super PAC http://onion.com/1paK07g  pic.twitter.com/eK2dOaxbpU”

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      1. SCOTUS Frat Puke‏ @JenD1974 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion For chrissakes Onion, don't give those douchebag millennial libertarians any ideas

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      1. Michael Martin‏ @playwritemusic 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion: Koch Brothers Encouraging Youth To Make Voices Heard By Registering Super PAC http://onion.com/1paK07g  @robertlhowell Clee's endgm?

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      1. cowboy2012‏ @newtou2 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion they aren't the devil; but they are very good friends with him

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      1. Peter Hagemeyer‏ @peter_hagemeyer 28 Aug 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Koch Brothers Encouraging Youth To Make Voices Heard By Registering Super PAC" @ForrestBH was one step ahead...

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      1. POTUS FOR LIFE‏ @TrumpTheHun 28 Aug 2014
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        Our saviors! MT @TheOnion: Koch Bros Encouraging Youth To Make Voices Heard Register Super PAC http://onion.com/1paK07g pic.twitter.com/o9lBfX38pb

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      1. Jon D.‏ @JonDibb85 28 Aug 2014
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        .@TheOnion when news and satire become way too believable

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      1. Will‏ @freewilllyyyy 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @DaniilWasTaken dohol

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      1. Valkyrie77‏ @Valkyrie_77 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Psychopathy, a game the whole family can play.

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      1. Patty‏ @p17232190 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion bunch of takers is all they are.

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      1. Patty‏ @p17232190 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion Koch brothers are two real jerks!

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