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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Aug 2014

    Horrified @Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend http://onion.com/1qF796H pic.twitter.com/SeI1rWDjdg

    10:17 AM - 28 Aug 2014
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      1. Paul Gardner‏ @paulmgardner 28 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha RT @TheOnion: Horrified @Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friendpic.twitter.com/IYeoVKZLej

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      1. Linda Slager‏ @FaviaDeLuce 30 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @SUBWAY This isn't real...right?

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      1. Kelsey‏ @KelseyWill204 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @SUBWAY Party sub? I say party of one💁 #subway #theonion

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      1. Chris Stearns‏ @PuraVidaChris 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @LenKendall @SUBWAY That's 100% the Subway across the street from me in Uptown

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      2. Lisa G‏ @lisag_nyc 28 Aug 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @LOKKITOENT @SUBWAY thats a bunch of bull bc not once in a commercial do u say share with a friend FOH!

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      3. D...‏ @LOKKITOENT 28 Aug 2014
        Replying to @lisag_nyc

        @agape_media lmao

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      4. Lisa G‏ @lisag_nyc 28 Aug 2014
        Replying to @LOKKITOENT

        @LOKKITOENT im really mad tho.. Is this a real article bc that video look real suss lol.. Look at the black girl roll her eyes

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      5. D...‏ @LOKKITOENT 28 Aug 2014
        Replying to @lisag_nyc

        @agape_media it's the onion. It's satire. It's meant as a joke.

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      6. Lisa G‏ @lisag_nyc 28 Aug 2014
        Replying to @LOKKITOENT

        @LOKKITOENT oh my bad LMAOOOOO im so weak bc subway mentions was about to get slammed.. I was about to send a mass alarm to nytimes

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      1. teresa o'connell‏ @duinefionn 30 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @SUBWAY good work! can sleep easy knowing you are alert. the world needs more lerts! [plagarised from public toilet]

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      1. Fiona Anderson‏ @FionaAnderson__ 29 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion funny FUNNY!

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      1. Nathan McDade‏ @nathanmcdade 29 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @SUBWAY this totally cracked me up this morning. and made me hungry for a huge sub sandwich.

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      1. globe trotter‏ @cupchamps77 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @SUBWAY for what it costs i do it ..nearly 20$ for 2 subs yeah lol.

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      1. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @SUBWAY WHO would buy a disgusting 12" sandwich in a gas station for any reason other than shoving it in someone's tail pipe?

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      1. M Ree #remain‏ @AntiAssessment 28 Aug 2014
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        @TheOnion @Subway There is no truth the the rumour that the footlongs are being purchased by cults, dried & used to beat each other to death

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