@TheOnion quadrupling your annual salary takes just one criminal act these days.
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@TheOnion this is so accurate it's upsettingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion omg still haven't made reservations in Milwaukee? Call BW PLUS airport 414.769.2100 twitter special $89 rate this weekend hurryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Animangst MY NAME IS KYLE HFQFGAHHXThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Too close to plausibility to be funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nailed itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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