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@TheOnion@maverick_kris I did not know John Kerry was human I thought he was a 1st gen robot -
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@TheOnion This article is almost as humorous as when I heckled John Kerry off the stage at PBSC in Lake Worth Florida when he ran for Prez.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nice work angsty, cynical liberals you made a ha ha!#BetterDeadThanRedOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why the long face, John?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Eclipse Comes Just In Time To Save John Kerry From Tribe Of Island Cannibals http://onion.com/1AVtgcD pic.twitter.com/NRYUUGqOKO”#haha
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@TheOnion who knew he was missing?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sick Tintin reference broThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yum! Kerried ChickenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...THAT'll teach him to tell critics "Eat Me!!!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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