@TheOnion tv & video games.
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@TheOnion Bake Sales?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@forthleft I thought the best way to attract Americans was to give them money or is that just humans generally?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So they use most of the same tactics as the US military and intelligence services -
@PlankySmith@TheOnion Bingo......Good one
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@TheOnion free bacon cheeseburgersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Health care and every other Friday off?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How could those pathetic ugly creatures convince anybody?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The bestThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what about ISIS tote bags?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My favorite is Internet. @ChavezJc2110Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Here are some ways that militant groups recruit Americans http://onion.com/1tL8BEW pic.twitter.com/qio3f8vJyw”
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@TheOnion pay more than minimum wage!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They offer them paradise and virgins being killed for the cause, then increase there chances of dying.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Recruit Americans..Guns!!...Blow shit up!!...Guns!.. Blow shit up!!...Guns!!..Blow shit up!!... More Guns!!...Just Blow Shit up!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is great, but scarily maybe somewhat true...people are stupidThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Man I hope some prankster out there does ISIS At The Job FairThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - Guaranteeing new recruits will have a pic on Twitter showing them being dowsed with ice water. Whoopee!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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