@TheOnion I laughed and then I realized, "oh man, oh shit, it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen." You diagnose the disease!
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@TheOnion Don't forget about the kickstarters to make him richThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And if people call you an asshole you will know you did your job well.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Too soon. This is an ongoing crisis.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I might even see some people on Twitter and TV calling me a hero—http://onion.com/1lwncUK pic.twitter.com/7xjDhqA7Kn” RT LOL
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@TheOnion does this cop need some intervention before he goes ballistic?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If that's the case then he should stand WITH the populous! Not against them!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I thought
@TheOnion was supposed to be parody. I bet those thoughts are prevalentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion careful now. You might give them ideas.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WTF are you smoking???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hahahahahaha!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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