Can't breathe RT @TheOnion: "There’s no limit to what my colleagues and I can get away with." http://onion.com/1vk64EP pic.twitter.com/VL2lQN5njh
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Can't breathe RT @TheOnion: "There’s no limit to what my colleagues and I can get away with." http://onion.com/1vk64EP pic.twitter.com/VL2lQN5njh
@OscarBettison - "I don't even remember buying this cheetah..."
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“@TheOnion: "There’s no limit to what my colleagues and I can get away with." http://onion.com/1vk64EP pic.twitter.com/m4jGMSOAn7” - this is gold!
“@TheOnion: "There’s no limit to what my colleagues and I can get away with." http://onion.com/1vk64EP pic.twitter.com/jIzyMbiZKt”
“@TheOnion: "There’s no limit to what my colleagues and I can get away with." http://onion.com/1vk64EP pic.twitter.com/yvYazXVKsm” @CLRhiness
@TheOnion i seriously just read that like 10 minutes ago and had a great laugh :) thanks!
“@TheOnion: "There’s no limit to what my colleagues and I can get away with." http://onion.com/1vk64EP ” How does one learn to write this good?
Bidniss goals RT @TheOnion: "There’s no limit to what my colleagues and I can get away with." http://onion.com/1vk64EP pic.twitter.com/bkJnVF0tMw
Perfect. “@TheOnion: "There’s no limit to what my colleagues and I can get away with." http://onion.com/1vk64EP pic.twitter.com/MCU4ASTh2E”
@TheOnion is Ball CEO really high?
@slmcdanold "@TheOnion: "There’s no limit to what my colleagues and I can get away with." http://onion.com/1vk64EP pic.twitter.com/Z2AtdRxHGk"
We where tie pins that could put a kid through college “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1vk64EP pic.twitter.com/iUAC71nRPU”
@TheOnion 10/10
“@TheOnion: "No limit to what I can get away with." http://onion.com/1vk64EP pic.twitter.com/7irgZvbN4y” pissing myself + have four of them
@TheOnion This is goddam hilarious, you fucks!
This what planning a wedding on Pinterest feels like. “@TheOnion: "There’s no limit" http://onion.com/1vk64EP pic.twitter.com/lFWNCVxMlt”
@TheOnion Dang, reading all that kinda makes me want to get some Mason Jars...
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