“@TheOnion: Ball Mason Jar CEO... http://onion.com/YWpRMZ ” Funniest thing I've read on The Onion in a decade!
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American Public: "We haven't been awake for 12 months and we don't give a shit. We don't even remember buying this Cheeto"
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@CMalcolm_Says@TheOnion: Mason Jar CEO: "I haven’t slept in days, and I don’t give a shit." http://onion.com/YWpRMZThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Quaint jar action. RT: "
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@TheOnion just shared your tweet here: http://rbl.ms/1luRyXEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion in quite a while: “Ball Mason Jar CEO: "I don’t give a shit." http://onion.com/YWpRMZ ”#naileditThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion <looks longingly at his jars of brandy-soaked cherries and rum and honey peaches> don't listen to him, my precious...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion When did I become CEO of Ball Mason Jar?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion One of the funniest articles I've read in a whileThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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