@TheOnion True "Rehearse your child’s family vacation story thoroughly so no one knows about the 12 straight weeks of iPad" @jackiecassell
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@TheOnion@hellohomeroom this is the Flatt way of doing things to prep for school!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is it vodka? I hope it's vodka.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I#CHALLENGE YOU TO STARE AT THE CENTER OF THIS IMAGE FOR 30 SECONDS. http://goo.gl/gj2taoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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