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@TheOnion @DamienFahey As long as every gastropub wants... our jars, we’re gonna swim in uncut Peruvian street spice and party like savages
@TheOnion love me a mason jar ain't no real man who drink out a nothin else
@TheOnion I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Thank you.
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@TheOnion So accurate hahahaha
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